I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
be right there i have to get my cape
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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