I'm totally gay for Miss Californiaaaaaa
oh sweet, sweet irony
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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