the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
maybe we can find two twins tonight and bang them together and then my life is complete
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
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