SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
for a while, i completely forgot that you wrote "fuck me" on my stomach before we went out. when he took my shirt off that night, he just looked down and said, "may i?". i think i'm in love
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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