Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Randomize
