I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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