Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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