you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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