I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
She's like the King Midas of sexual confusion. Everything she touches turns to gay.
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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