I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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