My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
This show inspires me to have sex in space
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
I am drinking fireball and apple juice out of a sippy cup like a fucking toddler.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
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