Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
I miss vodka workout Fridays
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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