Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
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