this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
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