nut hugger
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
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