Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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