do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just want nice things and good sex
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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