You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
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