This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
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