Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I'm sitting on your porch drinking wine from the bottle. Just so your new neighbors know what kind of people are in the neighborhood
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Randomize
