Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Topless wife handwashing shirt. Tonight marriage is good.
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
There's a time and a place for everything. Except for getting wasted at a work event, puking in the parking lot, and sleeping in your car overnight.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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