put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
ttyl tear gas
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
I said, hypothetically speaking, if I was going to be having some rough sex Friday night, when WOULD be the best time for a massage, mother dear?
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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