she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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