so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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