Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
It's like God shit irony all over that family
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
there is glitter all over my balls
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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