GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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