What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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