with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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