Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
lets just say that i have already today: gotten drunk, got in a fight, got stranded an hour away from home, found a ride, sobered up, and slept. woken back up, and here i am. its been a long day. Day drinking is bad for friendships.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
