Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
It's like God shit irony all over that family
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I walked in and she was kneeling on the ground with no pants on, throwing up, and holding the puppy. It was one of those moments, where i was like damn i wish i had my camera.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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