who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
And if I hated you I'd probably say things like, "I never want to speak to you again," or, "Eat a bag of dicks." That's how you'd know.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
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