Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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