Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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