Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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