porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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