you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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