I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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