When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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