she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
It's blow job season.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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