Sponge bath it is.
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
I've just realized that today's rations have consisted of turkey bacon and jack Daniels.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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