ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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