I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Helped an old lady on crutches throw away her mcdonalds, carried her stuff to the car and helped her get in...most productive cinco de mayo hands down
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
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