there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
He's sobering up. It was really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together.
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I need a beard to bite.
So who has the penis shaped party tray? You or your mom?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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