but the lizard people decide everything anyway
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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