i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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