Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
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