Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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