Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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