Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
