yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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