how can u be prego again
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I need a sticker that says "It's no use hitting on me - I'm the plus one" Seriously, how do they think I got in in the 1st place?
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
is that a dick in a sweater?
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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