Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
I'm drinkin whiskey outta the bottle trying to earn the trust of some ducks in the yard
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
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